{"product_id":"honey-badger-figurine-low-poly-3d-printed-bitcoin-decor-crypto-gift-for-him-hodl-desk-statue-wildlife-animal-collectible","title":"Honey Badger Figurine – Low-Poly 3D Printed Bitcoin HODL Desk Statue","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the Honey Badger — the fearless icon of Bitcoin culture, reimagined as a precision low-poly 3D printed collectible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn crypto, Bitcoin is called \"the honey badger of money\": tenacious, fearless, and completely unbothered by attacks from things many times its size. This little badger brings that energy to your desk — head down, claws out, ready to dig in. Whether you're a HODLer marking the next bull run or simply love one of nature's toughest animals, it's built to hold its ground on any shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStriking low-poly design\u003c\/strong\u003e — sharp geometric facets and a modern, sculptural look that suits a trading desk or a nature lover's shelf.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrue-to-life color\u003c\/strong\u003e — multi-filament print in Iridium Gold, Copper Bronze, and Metallic Black with a crisp white nose, not a single-color blob.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable, made to order\u003c\/strong\u003e — FDM 3D printed in sturdy PLA, freshly made for your order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesk-perfect size\u003c\/strong\u003e — a statement piece small enough to perch beside your monitor, hardware wallet, or books.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: approx. 7\" L × 3\" H × 1.5\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: approx. 2.7 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: PLA (FDM 3D printed)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Iridium Gold, Copper Bronze, Metallic Black, white nose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Bitcoin HODLer or crypto trader who has everything\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWildlife and animal-figurine collectors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays, holidays, desk warming, or a \"stack sats\" milestone gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each badger is 3D printed to order, so slight layer lines or small variations are part of its handmade character. Spot clean only; keep out of direct heat (PLA softens when hot). Made to order in 3–5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Honey Badger of Money. Bitcoin doesn't care — and neither does this badger.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kartzy Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48091120435418,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/2217\/2890\/files\/il_fullxfull.8184319101_7x2d.jpg?v=1782219869","url":"https:\/\/kartzy-studio.myshopify.com\/products\/honey-badger-figurine-low-poly-3d-printed-bitcoin-decor-crypto-gift-for-him-hodl-desk-statue-wildlife-animal-collectible","provider":"Kartzy Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}